My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Randomize
