Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
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Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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