yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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