Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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