We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
