some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
This is my gift to your gina
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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