Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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