Plan B is the new Plan A
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Operation Purity has been aborted
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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