drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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