I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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