So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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