Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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