we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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