I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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