There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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