if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now