Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
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