I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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