have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
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