its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
What a fucking waste of an outfit
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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