So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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