Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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