Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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