my mouth tastes like poor choices
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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