Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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