Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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