so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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