Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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