Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
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party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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