Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Randomize
