But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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