he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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