Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Randomize
