Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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