I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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