That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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