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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  But what if he licks everyones ass?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?

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  I like it rough

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch

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• (561): View more from Florida

  He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.

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