dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
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Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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