Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
please come you make the beer taste better
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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