Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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