Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I haven't been this sober since birth.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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