So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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