So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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