Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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