Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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