Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Can I color on your dick again?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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