so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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