The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
