STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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