I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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