Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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