In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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