Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
no you cant smoke seaweed
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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