It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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