I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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