I hate your face
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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