he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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