At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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