google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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