my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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