so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
This toilet bowl is my home.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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