so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
so much tequila, so little girl.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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