..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
