i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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