ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I believe in your delicious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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